For the full unedited transcript of this interview,
go to the “Interview with a Cougar, Part 2” page
I recently interviewed a female that most guys in their
20’s refer to as a “Cougar”. In case you aren’t
familiar, a “Cougar” is a female that is in her 40’s and
generally looks very good for her age and typically dates
men in their 20’s.
During the interview, I tried to figure out why a female
in her 40’s would be attracted towards a younger man.
It seemed as if the topic of “sex” was a recurring theme.
Here are 5 reasons (according to a self-admitted Cougar)
as to why men in their 20’s should date a female in her 40’s:
1. 40-50 year old men just can’t f#@% us good enough
Face it. Most guys in their 40’s and 50’s just can’t lay pipe
like they used to. These things happen. Some guys try to
make up for it by popping a few Viagra pills….ok, you got
the car started….but how long can the little engine
that could, keep it up? As some guys get older, their
stamina gets weaker. Pretty soon…..what once used to be
the Mighty Casey Jones, barreling down the train tracks, 8 track
player blasting in the wind, is now nothing more than a miniature
train ride at a local country fair. Atchison, Topeka and the
Santa Fe, you are not.
2. That “one thing” that your 20 year old girlfriend does…
…is nothing compared to what 30 some-odd years of experience
in the bed can do for you. That “one thing” that your 20-something
girlfriend performs so well in bed is nothing more than a cheap card
trick to a 40 year old female. Child’s play….not even worthy of
being featured on “stupid human tricks” on David Letterman.
3. Sugar mommy, anyone?
Allow me to propose two scenarios:
1. It’s Friday night and your 20 year old girlfriend wants to be
taken out on a night out on the town. Dinner….dancing…drinks
maybe even a late night stop at a local bar and grill for a snack.
Guess who is going to foot the bill? You and your $12 an hour
2. It’s Friday night and the hot 40 year old woman that you have
been dating/talking to wants to go out. She picks you up in her
car, then proceeds to take you out for dinner and dancing and
whatever else. Guess who is going to foot the bill?
Guess who will also slip a $100 bill in your pocket so that you can
buy lunch/etc while you are attending college courses next week?
Women in their 20’s: Causing men to go flat ass broke for centuries.
I rest my financial case.
4. No Strings Attached !!
Generally speaking, a cougar isn’t going to be calling you
10 times a day….asking you “how your day is coming along”.
They aren’t going to send you text message after text message
bothering you on an almost hourly basis. 40 year old women
aren’t going to follow you out when you go drinking with your
buddies and they won’t get pissed if you are seen talking to
a random female at the bar.
All a 40 year old female asks is that you be at her house and
in her bed when you say you will be.
Is that too much to ask?
5. You’ll be the envy of your friends.
Most guys nowadays talk about wanting to hook up with
that hot “MILF”. In fact, if you really want to score some
points with your buddies, find another guy in your circle
of immediate friends who you don’t particularly care for.
Make sure his mom is single (I don’t condone cheating btw)
and hook up with her. Nothing says “Screw you, dude” better
than you and his Mom walking down to the kitchen together
at 7am while he is sitting at the breakfast table eating a box
of Captain Crunch. Talk about a “Kodak Moment”…..