Top 30 Things Cheaters Say
Fortunately, I have not had the displeasure of dating a cheater (that I know of). A trending topic on Twitter right now is “Things Cheaters Say”
I found more than a few of them funny and a couple were drop dead hilarious. Here are the top 30 things that cheaters say, according to the Twitter-atti:
1. I would have told you if you asked me
2. I was drunk!
3. She’s my Friend
4. That condom on the floor was the one YOU forgot to pick up
5. I threw out the 10 condoms that were left in the nightstand
6. We just cool she call me sometimes but that’s it
7. I can explain
8. Taste of ur own medicine
9. Why are you looking through my cell phone?
10. Why don’t you still trust me?
11. That was my sister who just called
12. I wasn’t looking at her ass
13. I won’t do it again
14. I thought we were on a break so technically that don’t count
15. The two hookers I got off Craigslist was for my roomate and his friend !
16. I would break up with you b4 I cheat on u
17. She jus started rubbin on me an one thing led to another
18. I was sleeping didn’t you get my last twitpic of me sleeping?
19. These panties are my sisters
20. If i wanted her i woulda been wit her but im not cuz i love you
21. Me and my buddy were just showering together to save time before the game
22. I don’t know what’s wrong with me !
23. God has forgiven me, why can’t you?
24. That’s not a hickey, me and my buddy were just play fighting
25. That’s not lipstick, that’s from the fluorescent pen that exploded on my shirt.
26. Who you going to believe, me or her?
27. I went out with those 4 Marines to a bar because they needed a girl with them so they could cut in front of the long line.
28. We never took off our shirts or pants. Just our shoes and socks.
29. Ask my Mom, she will tell you I’m not a cheater !
30. My buddy can vouch for where I was at last night.
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