The top 10 sexiest Halloween costumes for 2009

So since one of my favorite holidays is coming, I got to thinking about costumes. Every year, women everywhere start to workout a bit harder and eat a little less just so they can fit into their “sexy fill-in-the-blank” costume. And I got to thinking, which costumes are the sexiest. Now, mind you, there is a fine line between sexy and slutty. You want to show enough skin so that men are definitely drooling but not too much that someone offers you a hundred dollar bill to go with them into the backroom. So what are the best sexy Halloween costumes? Well, here is my list:

1. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood – What man could resist a little lost woman in a hot red outfit looking for her grandmother and turned on by wolves. No one. This is a surefire way to get men everywhere wishing they were lost in a forest with you and playing Mr. Sexy Wolf.

2. Sexy Alice in Wonderland - Oh, Alice. This is essence of what men think about when they think of pure and sweet and so sexy. They will want to hit the sheets with you just to see if you are like little Alice or more like a queen of hearts in the bedroom. This costume is sure to turn any man mad with delight!

3. Sexy Witch – It is Halloween after all. So what is Halloween without a sexy witch? It is like Christmas without Santa Claus. You are the star on Halloween night. Just don’t forget your broom to beat off any unwelcome guests.

4. Sexy Devil -Ah, the devil. Every reason a man wants to be bad. You can make a good boy turn to the dark side with this costume. It screams HOT-literally. You will be like a billboard that reads “Go on be, naughty.”

5. Sexy Cat Woman – The Black Leather Goddess. It conjures up great memories of Halle Berry that every man still has locked in his head. You get to be a badass with a whip and that, is purrrrrfect.

6. Sexy Cheerleader – This is a costume sure to please. What man hasn’t had a cheerleader fantasy? Come on. It has everything rolled up into one. The idea of sports, sex and a hot cheerleader. Include a cold beer and a man has definitely died and gone to heaven. Goooo Cheerleaders!!

7. Sexy Prep School Girl – Yes, the cute plaid skirt. School memories have sent men reeling for ages over the thought of this outfit. Then there are the wonderful memories of Britney hitting us one more time in it. You will move to the head of the class in this Halloween costume.

8. Sexy Little Bo Peep – Poor Little Bo Peep. She lost her sheep. Now what’s a girl to do? She needs to find a studly Sheep Farmer to go find them. And while he’s at it he will probably run into Sexy Little Miss Muffet. Where that goes from there is anyone’s guess…

9. Sexy Officer – No one likes to see the Law Enforcement come a knockin’ unless you are playing a sexy female cop in a very small costume. Then the guys will all beg to be handcuffed and put away by you. Make sure to read them their rights first and use force if necessary.

10. Sexy Nurse- Every man you meet will suddenly have a sore throat when you are doing your rounds. Watch out for their blood pressure when they see you in this costume. And for every good nurse out there, there is always some sexy doctor who is willing to give you a checkup, too.

If not listed, what’s your favorite sexy Halloween costume to wear at a party?

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