I have compiled a little list of the more memorable
Quotes About Being Single:

The reason I am posting this is because it is currently
Saturday night and (yet again) I am sitting home. Alone.
No date on the horizon. Hopefully, this little list of
quotes about being single will find some other soul out
there on the internet who is sitting home alone. Some
of these quotes are from famous people, others are just
quotes that were passed along to me. Still others I made
up as I went along. You’d be surprised what a few glasses
of wine does for inspiration…

So before you get any further depressed….just realize
that you aren’t alone. MILLIONS of singles are sitting
home alone tonight. Maybe even your future soulmate
or next boyfriend or girlfriend will be reading this list
at the same time you are….?

1. “I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” - Wendy Liebman

2. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” - Sex in the City

3. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night.” - Woody Allen

4. “Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding
that someone special.” – Anonymous

5. “To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already
three parts dead.” – Bertrand Russell

6. “Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer
somewhere else.” - Mae West

7. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” - Billy Crystal

8. “I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.” - Garry Shandling

9. “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
- Mae West

10. “Live to love, not love to live.” - Anonymous

11. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

12. “Being single is not the end of the world. What is the end of the
world is when you stop trying to find your next boyfriend/girlfriend/soulmate.” - Anthony D.

13. “Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.” - Jim Bishop

14. “Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” - Mae West

15. “It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.” - Sex and the City

16. “Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”
- Anonymous

17. “Love is two minds without a single thought.” - Phillip Barry

18. “I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” - Delta Burke

19. “I think, therefore I’m single.” - Liz Winston

20. “A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle”
- Anonymous

21. “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Sex in the City

22. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss

23. “He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.” - Lao Tzu

24. “A man needs a woman….well, a man needs a woman.” - Anonymous

25. “As a body everyone is single, as a soul never.” – Hermann Hesse

26. “I’m happily single.” - Paula Abdul

27. “About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.” - Judy Carter

28. “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.” – Lynn Lavner

29. “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” - Sharon Stone

30. “Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams

31. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” - Rod Stewart

32. “Do you believe in computer dating?”
“Only if the computers really love each other.” - Groucho Marx

33. One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. - Anonymous

34. My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I’m going to tell her I’m dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. - Michelle Landry

35. “A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.”
- Monica Piper

36. “You aren’t the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if
your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are…” - Me

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