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Here are 10 creative ways to break up
with your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Why get creative when breaking up?

The socially acceptable way to break up
with someone is to do it in person, be calm
and explain the reasons and then distance
yourself from your ex as much as possible.

Sometimes this doesn’t work. Maybe your
boyfriend/girlfriend is very controlling and
persuasive and you know that if you try
to break up, they will only wind up convincing
you to stay with them. Maybe you don’t
like confrontation and the inevitable negative
emotions that go along with breaking up
with someone in person. Maybe you
just want to leave town tonight, fly
to Tahiti and paint nude men/women
on the beach for the rest of your life….

Whatever your reason, I now present to you
10 creative ways to break up with someone:

1. Take out a billboard.
Figure out which route/street they take to
work every morning and buy billboard space
for a week. If you really want to rub it in,
buy the space for a month, and make sure it is in
an area where they cannot take a detour
to work. If you REALLY want to rub it in,
then find a hot guy/girl and take a picture
of the two of you together and put that
on the billboard.

2. Text Message
Nothing says: “It’s over” more quickly
and to the point than a simple text message.
No mess, no having to listen to them bitch,
moan, cry and complain and best of all
you can turn off your cell phone to avoid
having to hear them whine and moan.

3. “I’m not gay, but I can learn”.
Tell them that you recently developed
a sudden attraction to a member of the
same sex.

Guys:
Start speaking with a lisp and tell
her that you found this “really cute” bar
in the gay district of your local area. A thick
bushy mustache and black leather pants
with a hole cut out for your ass-cheeks
to breathe will only add to the ambiance.

Girls:
Butch hair cut, Dickies boots, flannel shirt
Then, learn to roll your own tampons
and buy a vibrator that requires you to
kick-start it in order to turn it on.

4. Hire a Barbershop Quartet.
Nothing says “I want to break up with you”
better than 5 guys showing up on their
front doorstep, dressed in white and red
striped uniforms with straw top hats singing:

It’s over
oveer
oveeer
oveeeer !!!

5. Send them on a treasure hunt.

Pick 5 spots in the area where you live. It could
be the mall, the park, the beach, Starbucks, wherever.
Leave a note that leads to the next spot in a hidden area.
At the final spot leave the breakup note. If they are
not too bright, they will entertain themselves for hours
on end before the find the final breakup note.

6. Let yourself go.
Stop taking showers, gain a few pounds, don’t use
deodorant, whatever it takes to make yourself
SO physically repulsive that the dirty deed will
handle itself. Just make sure you can reverse the
damage, lest you be stuck with a penis tattoo
across your forehead for the rest of your life….

Girls: dress like a total slut when you go out.
Let your boobs hang out, short mini skirts and
gobs of makeup will surely do the trick.

7. Dine and ditch.
Suggest that you and your significant other
go out to dinner. Right after the food is delivered
to your table, excuse yourself to the bathroom
to go wash your hands. Find your waiter in the back
and hand him a note that you wrote and ask him
to give it to your significant other. Then leave.

BETTER YET:

Before you leave: Tell your waiter/waitress
that it is your significant others birthday.
Ask them to hand them the breakup note
and wait for them to read it, before 7 waiters
spontaneously bursting out into
“Happy Birthday to you” !!!

If you really think about it…this is his/hers
very first “being single” birthday. Why not
celebrate ??!!

8.   Bait and switch
This works better for girls, but guys can do it too…

Girls: Find another girl that you think your boyfriend
would be attracted to. Then tell her that you want
to set her up on a blind date with “a really hot guy”.
It works best if she doesn’t know he is your boyfriend.
Then make plans to meet up with your boyfriend one
night. As soon as you see your boyfriend, introduce
him to the girl and tell him that you are breaking up
with him, and send him on his way with the new girl.
That way he won’t feel lonely or sad, he will have a
new girl to get to know and everything will be better.

9. Brother can you spare a dime?
Start acting like a total cheap-ass. Don’t buy her
things, don’t take her out at night. Why stop there?
With gas being so expensive nowadays, why do you
have to pick her up when the both of you are going
out for the night? Give her a bus pass with a small
note saying that you “wanted to do your part in saving
the environment and minimizing your carbon footprint”.
Break up with your evil girlfriend, save the environment
AND save a buck or two ????

Yes.
Please.

10. Jesus Freak !!!
Nothing will make your significant other turn tail
and run the other way faster than you taking her
to your local Jehovah’s Witness hall for a fun filled
weekend of going door-to-door passing out pamphlets
and trying to find ways of “being more moral”.

There you have it. 10 ways to break up with your
boyfriend or girlfriend. Take these 10 items with
a grain of salt, or expand upon them and really
go out with a bang !!

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to break up with someone like this ever again.

Good luck !!

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Low self esteem. It affects almost every single
person in this world, to some extent or another.
Some people have worse self esteem than others.
Even people whom you think have high self-esteem
may be actually putting on a good show and covering
up the fact that they don’t.

Whatever it is, whatever the reason, low self esteem
is only going to harm you when it comes to dating.
People naturally are attracted to other people who
have high self esteem. Low self esteem is seen by others
as “low self worth”. If you are single, you are naturally
looking for someone who is of value in one way or another.
This means that people naturally put a “value” on other
people that they meet during the course of their lives.
High self esteem is very important to attracting
(and keeping) someone that you want to date. The question
now begs: “How does one go about getting high self esteem?”

Not all of us are super models. Not everyone
has a “perfect body”, not everyone has money and a nice
car. First off you have to analyze yourself and try to see
how others view you, then you need to figure out what
things in life, or what qualities you have that are great.
Whenever someone asks me “how do I go about trying
to figure out how other people view me”, I simply suggest
they ask a close friend, or loved one to give them their
thoughts. Although sometimes their thoughts and views
can be biased (”well, my mommy told me I was good”….).

I suggest you take advantage of some of the free tools
out there on the internet. One very good tool is the
.

eHarmony spends hundreds of thousands of dollars every year
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and it gives you an honest view as to
how other people see you. The results of your
personality profile are several pages in length
and go into great detail about your personality.

Once you have that in hand, print it out for
future reference.

Now it is time to begin building on your self esteem.
Take a look at the personality profile then compare
it as to how you see yourself. What qualities do you
bring to the table? What unique things can you
offer that special someone? Why should someone
chose you over that hottie they gave their phone
number to last week?

The answers to these questions may take some
time to figure out. In the meantime, here are
some short-term solutions as to how you can
improve your self-confidence:

1. Don’t think negative thoughts.
Ever heard the saying “You are what you eat?”
Well in this case, you are what you think. If you
constantly think you can’t do something, chances
are you are right. If you have never really
experienced success in life, I would suggest this
be the first thing you work on. In a matter of a
few short days/weeks or months you will begin
to experience that little thing in life people call
“success”.

2. Envision yourself in your mind the way you
want to be seen by others.
So you have a fat stomach, so you aren’t that attractive,
so you think everyone laughs at you…..Big deal !!!
The only reason people think those things
about you is because that is how you see yourself.
You may think that the thoughts inside your head
are private and only heard by you…..but you are dead
wrong. What goes on inside that little head of yours
is subconsciously transferred to your outside persona.
Try thinking about yourself in a good light, instead
of a bad light. Instead of you being “fat”, you are
merely just a few pounds overweight.
You walk a few miles a week so you are trying to
lose the weight. etc. Get the idea? Think about
yourself in a good light….and it will come to fruition.

3. Stop the inner critic.
This one kind of goes hand in hand with #2.
Simply put: Don’t put yourself down inside your head !!
Thomas Edison had a saying:

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

It’s as simple as that. You only fail when
you stop trying, so quit being so harsh on
yourself. Would you like it if someone in
real life kept putting you down as much as
you put youself down inside your head
on a daily basis? Hell no !! You would
probably want to punch that person in the face
a few times.

4. Be your own cheer leading squad.
The exact opposite of #3. Cheer yourself
on a daily basis, even for the most mundane
accomplishments in life. This may seem
a bit stupid, but over time this happy thinking
reinforces good self confidence.

5. Avoid negative comparisons to others.
I have seen this all too often. A guy goes
out on a date with a really “hot chick” and
he thinks that he can’t get her because he
doesn’t have a lot of money, or isn’t that
good looking compared to other guys. This
is a great way to reduce your value with a
member of the opposite sex. Once
you start comparing yourself to others in
that (and other) regards, you have set
yourself up for failure. If you feel that
you must compare, compare against yourself
against how you were 1 month ago. Once
you start thinking along those lines, you
will see success and progress will follow suit.

6. Make a list of your accomplishments in life so far
I really don’t need to explain this one.
Just do it and you will start to realize
that your low self esteem is nothing more
than:

“In your head”.

God Bless and good luck with your online dating endeavors !!

I apologize to the Gay Bi and Lesbian community for
taking so long to write a post on Gay Bi and Lesbian
online dating services. It has taken me quite some
time to find quality Gay and Lesbian online dating sites.
Over the past few months, several people have warned me
me of certain sites (of which I will not name here) to stay
away from. Over the past few months I have done
research (including several anonymous surveys) as
to which online dating services the Gay and Lesbian
community feel that are the best.
(eHarmony, NOT being one of them)

Note: Generally speaking, the “Bi” online dating services
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