The 10 Girls You Probably Fapped to If You Grew Up in the 90s

Oct 01, 2009 by Karen · Leave a Comment

If you grew up in the 1990s, you might remember a dark time in human history when millions of filthy images weren’t constantly at the ready and the idea of streaming videos of chicks getting double teamed by midgets was about as futuristic as hover cars and anti-gravity boots.

In fact, times were so tough that young men often found themselves turning to nothing more than TV and a wild imagination when they wanted some quality alone time. During these dark days, there were countless attractive stars that graced the airwaves, and chances are you used at least one of the 10 women below as fuel for a rigorous spank session. These are the 10 women you probably fapped to if you grew up in the 90s.

Famous For: Teasing pubescent boys everywhere on the hit TV show “The Wonder Years.” Danica also graduated from UCLA with a degree in Mathematics and went on to author the New York Times Best Seller: “Math Doesn’t Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail”

Why She Was Hot: A clingy, innocent girl-next-door type that we all wished lived next door to us when we were growing up.

Does She Still Have It: You be the judge:

Famous For: Some of you may remember her from Disney’s Kids Incorporated. 4 years later and she was playing the role of Sarah Reeves on Fox’s hit TV show Party of Five.

Why She Was Hot: Aside from being named one of the most attractive females in Hollywood by Maxim, she ~~has~~ had one hell of a banging body.

Does She Still Have It: Back in 2007, the paparazzi caught Hewitt on the beach and took a few photos of her that were less than complimentary and started a media firestorm about her weight. In the new Shape Magazine, Hewitt has clearly bounced back as you can see from this before and after set:

Famous For: She started her career as “Denise” on ABC’s growing pains.
In 1990 she gained notoriety for playing Kelly Taylor, the “hot blond chick” from Beverly Hills 90210.

Why She Was Hot: As rumors would have it, she was allegedly the reigning slut of WestBeverly High. This cute little blond had her fair share of trials and tribulations…how hard could it be to get a slutty blond with issues into bed? Clearly a top contender in this list as far as fappability goes.

Does She Still Have It: Like most 90210 characters, she is starting to show her age. She recently made a comeback by playing Kelly Taylor (now as a school counselor) in the
new Beverly Hills 90210. I would say that in her present condition, she looks like the type of late 30’s almost-past-her-prime manager you can find working at almost any major corporation.

You know…the type that always has a bitchy look on her face, especially when one of the 20-something perky administrative assistants walks by and all the guys simutaneously turn heads to stare and gawk….

Famous For: Playing the slutty, ditzy teenage daughter of shoe salesman Al Bundy on Married with Children. Also famous for her vintage 1990s slut outfits during the latter part of the show. Teenage boys all over the country would tune in on Sunday night to see how little clothing she was wearing that week.

Why She Was Hot:

Blond
Dumb
Slut

They just don’t make ‘em like they used to…

Does She Still Have It: After surviving a battle with breast cancer, and getting a double mastectomy, she still looks good. Check out ABC’s Samantha Who? and you’ll see why Kelly Bundy still lives…

Famous For: Playing the super hot Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She then went onto fap infamy by kissing another girl in the hit movie Cruel Intentions.

Why She Was Hot: Her vampire ass kicking skills coupled with her stuck up slutty ways made her a regular in every guys recurring fap fantasy.

Does She Still Have It: Gellar is married nowadays and you really don’t see much of her. She is set to star in an HBO pilot entitled “The Wonderful Maladys.” Now in her early 30’s, she can still easily pass for mid 20’s, leaving her fappability index off the charts.

Famous For: Going from goody two shoes Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell to pot smoking bad girl Valerie Malone in Beverly Hills, 90210.

Why She Was Hot: This goodie two-shoes was a cheerleader and All-American Girl. The type of girl you could bring home to Ma’, but still fantasize about doing dirty, nasty things to you in the bedroom. In reality, you could probably count yourself lucky if you got a handjob after 6 months of dating (and incessant nagging).

Does She Still Have It: Sadly, no. Gone is the perky innocent teenager that we all fell in love with. Gone is the bad girl that you could roll a doob with and have awesome sex while blazed out of your mind. She still looks very decent for her age, but….meh.

Famous For: Being the super hot chick in 3 Aerosmith videos: Cryin’, Amazing and Crazy. She then went on to fame with Clueless. This hot little Jewish girl was named by some as the spokesperson of Generation X.

Why She Was Hot: Aside from her stunning good looks, her sexy personality made every guy think he had a chance with this girl-next-door type.

Does She Still Have It: Aside from Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed and a sprinkling of random TV projects, Alicia hasn’t been on the big screen that much…which is alright by me. She became a vegetarian as well as an environmental activist. After looking at the photo below, I suddenly got the urge to go save a whale (after I got done fapping).

Famous For: Playing the smoking hot, coked-out wife of Tony Montana in Scarface as well as the sultry, sexy role of Catwoman in Batman. Her portrayal of Catwoman introduced the concept of a MILF to young men all over the world.

Why She Was Hot: She made People Magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People in the World” list 6 times in a row. There’s also something about her mouth…it just looks like it was made to do something…

Does She Still Have It: Even though she is 51 years young, her looks can still blow most women 20 years her junior out of the water. Here’s to you, Michelle Pfeiffer, the original MILF that started it all. Millions of my potential offspring were sacrificed to mental images of you….

Famous For: Being a Playboy centerfold and starring in various B-movies throughout the 90s. She was also known for her toilet humor, including one skit on an MTV show where she was asked what she had for breakfast, and then proceeded to throw up on the table and eat it. According to porn star Jenna Jameson, she also had two sexual encounters with McCarthy (a rumor which McCarthy denies.)

Why She Was Hot: Jenny represented the smoking hot chick that had no problem getting her hands dirty. A girly-girl she was not. Instead, she was the type of girl you could do anything your little mind could think of with.

Does She Still Have It: Jenny is still at it, making crappy movies such as “Santa Baby 2” and appearing on various TV shows. She’s also involved with Playboy and an occasional columnist for FHM magazine. At 37 years old, Jenny (and her luscious, tantalizing, sumptuous breasts) still have it.

Famous For: Being a Playboy centerfold gone Hollywood. Pretty much all she has going for her is her body and looks…but that’s more than enough. Who needs acting skills when you got ta-ta’s like that?

Why She Was Hot: She had the body and looks and wasn’t afraid to show it.

Does She Still Have It: Like her counterpart Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra is still doing guest spots on various TV programs and making crappy movies. You might want to head on over to the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to see her best assets in real life. She stars in the burlesque show Crazy Horse and gets completely topless for all to see.