Now you know flattery will get you nowhere, hun !!

If you are having issues with your father, I think it is just a matter of you needing to sit down with him and explain to him your choices in life.

To be completely honest with you Peenoi, you sound like a very nice young man and I hope you find the woman of your dreams someday. But before you do that, you need to work out the issues that are inside your head. Based on prior comments that you have made on this site, it sounds like you have a few issues that you need to work out.

I have always told people not to get into a relationship until you can freely give 110% of yourself to your partner. It sounds like you need to start taking care of “Peenoi” and stop worrying about what other people think about you.

Best,

- K

First off I want to say that I am simply titillated that you are providing hilarious dating advice on this site. I have never seen a dating and relationship advice site that attempts (successfully, I might add) to poke a little fun at the foibles of life. Your “top 10 reasons a guy never calls a girl back” article had me dancing around like Richard Simmons, throwing confetti in the air like Rip Taylor !

OnlineDatingMatches is like the Jackson Pollock of the dating advice world. In fact, I’m opening a museum and putting you in it, there I said it !!
Someone send me out to sea! Haha, I’m terrible !

The coupon codes for eharmony are the icing on the flaming hot fajita grill ! I have never joined an online dating site because I’m a bit socially awkward. My Dad (the ultra-conservative ex-Army drill sergeant) keeps telling me that “you just aint right, son“. I have no clue what that means but sign me up for another tour of duty, sailor !!

I give your site my patented two snaps up in “Z” formation !

p.s. Karen, what’s your IQ level? It must be upwards of 165 !

When I called eHarmony I was told that the code had not been explicitly authorized to use by the general public. They suggested if I wanted to use an eHarmony code, to find a site like this with authorized promo codes.

Getting really tired of these spammer sites out there that are giving out eharmony codes that cause trouble with my credit card.

Thanks for the 6 month code !!

Compatible Partners does run their own promos so you might want to keep tabs on their home page.

I don’t know the particulars but could I nicely give you my own .02?

Could there have been any possibility that you might have had your “blinders” on the entire time? Perhaps you were so caught up in the “amazingness” that your natural instincts failed to pick up on something?

Scientists have done some studies on the human brain while two people are in love….and they reported that the human brain reacts and exhibits the exact same patterns as you do when you are drunk.

Love, or the premise of it is very powerful.

The good news is that you did find someone on eHarmony who you thought you were compatible with. If you are still single the only thing you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get back on eHarmony and try again. Now you are wiser for the wear.

So be careful. If he/she sounds too good to be true, they probably are.

Here is how you get the free comm. weekend for eHarmony to work:

1. Goto the Registration page.

2. Fill out the eHarmony personality profile. Everyone who is on eHarmony has to fill out one. It is a basic multiple choice quiz that asks you a few questions about yourself.

3. After you are done, eHarmony analyzes your personality (instantly) and then presents to you a “personality report”. It basically shows you the type of personality you have and gives you a great view of how you are.

4. You are then shown other eHarmony members whom you are most compatible with.

5. You can then use the eHarmony free communication weekend to communicate !

You do not have to sign up for a membership to use the eHarmony free comm. weekend, and no credit card is required. This is why I tell everyone to check it out. There is nothing to lose, and you get a free personality profile about yourself that you can use to your benefit (in real life).

Worked perfectly (signed up for 6 mos.). Here’s hoping I meet the woman of my dreams !

Signed up last week and they have been sending me about 20 matches per day. My first date is tonight !!

Good luck to you !!

- K